wut-the-pho:

gameofchrons:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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Taylor on working with Jeff Bridges in her upcoming film role for The Giver

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(Source: 666sex)

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

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gettingsweptaway:

when someone questions your dedication to taylor swiftimage

plasticbagvevo:

when your friends joke about something you’re really sensitive about

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jeanralphiovaljean:

seraphknights:

jessica what the hell does this mean

okay this is important information. the nail-painting emoji (“paint my damn nails”, or pmdn, as it is known) represents an attitude of earned self-satisfaction or self-confidence. one might use it after posting a good selfie or winning an argument. it says “i’m the best, so just paint my damn nails”.
this post compares the original ios pmdn to pale, non-apple imitators which cannot convey the same message. this implies that the “me” in the post truly possesses and is justified in the pmdn attitude, while others can only hopelessly try to imitate the aesthetic

jeanralphiovaljean:

seraphknights:

jessica what the hell does this mean

okay this is important information. the nail-painting emoji (“paint my damn nails”, or pmdn, as it is known) represents an attitude of earned self-satisfaction or self-confidence. one might use it after posting a good selfie or winning an argument. it says “i’m the best, so just paint my damn nails”.

this post compares the original ios pmdn to pale, non-apple imitators which cannot convey the same message. this implies that the “me” in the post truly possesses and is justified in the pmdn attitude, while others can only hopelessly try to imitate the aesthetic

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vvendys:

dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok 

hipsty00:

you guys are pretty cool for 50 year-old pedophiles

(Source: atomsofrocks)

netlfix:

when a popular blog likes your post but doesnt reblog it its just like

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paris666hilton:

People still listen to Happy?image

meanplastic:

modern-day mother teresa

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officialputin:

white boys’ haircuts be like

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clannyphantom:

you’re all a lot hotter than you think